"There’s something crazy going down at Margot’s daycare."
"Really? What?"
"Margot’s running for class president in the one year old room. Her slogan is, 'Babies are People Too!'"
"I always think you’re being serious…"
"It’s a tough campaign. Margot appeared at her first rally and promised an extra five minutes of recess. The kids went nuts for that."
"Isn’t their entire day comprised of recess?"
"It’s starting to get ugly. Some of the babies have begun smear campaigns."
"I saw a commercial the other day. It showed Margot crying for crack. They edited it, though. She was really crying for crackers."
"Colin’s running a pretty successful campaign. He promises to legalize baby weed. Or at least decriminalize it."
"What’s baby weed? Does it have extracts of meth?"
"I don’t really know the ins and outs of it. But Margot said she’s never inhaled."
"Good."
"Madison and Jayden are the two republican candidates. I hear they're both backed by the Tea Party."
"They use actual tea cups."
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