Monday Night Musings: The Justin Bieber Edition

Laura: <waits in grocery store check-out line; rifles through People Magazine> "Wow. Justin Bieber has his own perfume."

Ian: "What's it called? 'Just Beave'?"

Laura and Ian: .............<Hysterical laughter>

Ian: "No, really, what's it called?"

Laura: "I didn't catch that. Grab another People Magazine."

Ian: "I can't. That old dude is blocking it."

Laura: "That's good. I want to believe it's called 'Just Beave.' My heart wants it so."

Laura: "He looks like a cracked-out Precious Moments doll. Awesome!"

Ian: "Should I add a beaver?"

Laura: "Yes. And a rose. There was a rose in the ad."

Ian: "There was? Should I really draw that?"

Laura: "Yes. Draw a beaver and a rose. Since they both symbolize a vagina."