Seen and Heard at Winiferd in the Burbs

While Walking Winnie:

Laura: "Look, our feet are in sync. That one's Justin and that one's Lance."

Ian: "And that one's Joey. Joey Fatone. Or rather, Joey Fat One."

Laura: "He was the fat one!"

While Cuddling on the Couch:

Ian: "I love you."

Laura: "I love you, too."

Ian: "I love you the mostest."

Laura: "I love you to infinity."

Ian: "I love you to infinity and beyond."

Laura: "I love you to infinity times twenty million, billion, trillion."

Ian: "I love you to infinity times twenty million, billion, trillion times another level of infinity times a billion."

Laura: "I love you more than the dog."

Ian: "Woah. You win."

Laura: "I love you a million times more than the dog."

Ian: "I know I should believe that. I want to believe it. But I don't think I do.

Public Service Sign at Kroger:

Kroger is a "safe place."

Definition of a "safe place": Where children may go in times of crisis, at which point an adult will grope their chests.

A Biblical Display at Bibles for China thrift store:

Disclaimer: We found this. We didn't create this. 

A Christian Center Named Ram in the Bush:

I am too classy too classy to point out the obvious joke.

Dirty joke? What dirty joke? 

In the Pet Smart Parking Lot with Winnie:

A woman spots Winnie and hangs out her car window: "What type of dog is that?"

Laura: "WINIFERD IN THE BURBS DOT BLOG SPOT DOT COM!"